bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via ostentatiousnarcissism)

cats know how to live

captainbisexual asked:

I WILL DO ALL THOSE THINGS WITH YOU

Miserable and Stunning Answer:

HAHAHAHA. I love you you crazy kid.

"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding."
- Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller  (via hefuckin)

(via perfectly-a-mermaid)

captainbisexual asked:

13, 17, 40

Miserable and Stunning Answer:

Hey you. ;D

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

I am going to drink free beer given to me by my school and go see Guardians with you.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

There’s this girl named Cecily, you don’t know her. (And my mom.)

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

BECAUSE I WANTED TO. And I mean like, I think she’s awesome and she deserves to feel all the affection i have for her. *cough*